This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫
This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫
oh man oh yas i went to my local super market and pick out the biggest corn i could cob then i walk home wile slowly shoving that corny corn so far up my anus i could taste it in the back of my mouth love Cormy jenkins
I like to lather in the butter from that corn in the tub then I shiver down my pants after I take a butter bath so I'm good and soft. Then I lay on my pop corn bed and shove 100 9ft long and 10in Cobs in my ass hole. #cornislovecornislife
Mmm I just want that corn so much its making me so so corny omg yush super steamy i just need a big black corn shoved in my small little tight rectum. CORN ME DADDY!!!!!
Ive always been a sheltered child so my parents would block all websites. Finallyi found this one and i cant stop being Corny. This is the first corn I've ever watched and I'll make sure it's the first corn my son ever watches because of its great quality. 10/10 would butter my corn cob to this again
Well, I felt so corny when I watched it. but i called my girlfriend and said TOUCH MY CORN NOW!!!! OMG OMG OMG. later i called my mom, well, tell her to get me corn so i can lick it. liek a dildo.
I was Coring me off in my room and my mom waked me said what The Fuck are u doing i said Coring my slef she said the fuck looked at my corny computer and Therr was the Tittle CornHub than she said what u want gor dinner she try to play it off so i was going along with her i said corn and some pop corn then she said ok... Then i want in the kitchen then my mom and dad were haveing corn sex Then i was WHAT THE FUCK she said its not what u thank I was like it is you both are Haveing corn sex the she no the i walked out then shut the door then i heard cornnn crrr corn Can you Corn me now UGHHHHH Singd Trenton86
i was rubbing my nips so virgiorisuly and my starch is everywere my corny dick is so hard and grillled made me finger my ass corn.....uhhhh mmm ohhhh OHHHHHHH YA MMMMMMUHHH *loud cute girly moan* OOOOOOOOP OH FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA OHH YA MY CPRNY CORNY FIST ME DADDY HARDER!! *loud corny scream followed by panints*
Thank you Merk for showing me this site ;) I can now pleasure my dog with a corncob and not feel weird about it. Now that you think about it I could show the neighbor girl the joys of corn sex. Whelp got to go eat the cream corn out of that tight pussy, she is 6 months old just like the corn ;)
I WANNA TAKE CORN ON A COB AND SHOVE IT IN MY DICKHOLE BEAT IT OFF TILL I CUM THEN TAKE IT OUT WITH MY WARM JUICY SPLOOGE ALL OVER AND SHOVE IT IN MY ANUS AND SLOWLY TAKE IT AS I AM FORCED TO SPREAD MY LEGS FOR THIS UNKNNOWN BUTTERY MASS TO SLOWLY TAKE MY ASSHOLE AS I SCREAM SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
i want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause
i want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause
i told my mum i was on corn hub and she yelled at me saying "GET OFF PORN HUB RIGHT NOW" i replied "No mum its CORN hub come look" she still slapped me and told me to get a life
OMG Yas YAS I put the popcorn in my rectum it felt so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Liike oy oy oy oy oy Then I got so corny the meh butter squirted all over my rectum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YA OH YA!!!!
This reminds me of my golden yellow rape Do you want to hear the story kids Ok, Well there it was so big yellow an amazing Ohhooh...ohhhh i said when it was shoving itself up my but It was so nice but then, The next night i had really bad diarrhea It had corn in it i well allways remember this day i hope you all enjoyed my story
Join me next time, When i get raped by a cucumber, LIVE LIVE
I love ramming that big black buttery cob into my anal cavity then take some gasoline and pour that shit on my fat cock and shove more big black corn in my gaping anus
Oh M3RKMUSIC please let me shove a wet, buttery corn dildo up your juicy rectum 'till you scream. Then I'll eat the corn while staring at you and slowly humming soft kitty. Then I'll masturbate to you playing gun game with your hairy, bulging buttocks bouncing around in my face. I <3 YOU M3RKMUSIC!!!!!!! ;)
Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A: Because they were too corny! Q: How did the tomato court the corn? A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear. Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented? A: Aww, shucks! Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn? A: He breathes on Nebraska! Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College? A: Corn-gratulations. Q: What does moldy corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson? A: They are both Cereal Killers! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? A: It has lots of kernels. Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa? A: A corn-ival. Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck? A: "Creamed" corn. Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school? A: The "A"corn. Q: What do Corn cobs call their father? A: "Pop" corn. Q: What do corn use for money? A: Corn "Bread." Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Where is my pop corn? Q: What has ears but cannot hear? A: A field of corn.
OH BABY CORN ME OH FUCK AWWWW STICK THAT FAT JUICY COB IN MY WET JUICY CHERRY UNTIL I SQUIRT CORN ALL OVER THE FLOOR FUCK THAT CORN IS SO DIRTY OH MY VIRGIN MARY YEEES
I like to shove big.... black.... juicy.................corn up my massive butthole while singing "Can you feel the love tonight" and then I grab a giant bowl of buttery burnt pop corn and stick it inside my anal cavity with the corn cob still inside it and then I stroke my massive corn cob until some butter squirts out the top. I LOVE COOOOORRRNNNN!!!!
Eeerrrrrr merrrrr gerrrrrrd. Got me so hard! I love me some corn on corn action. Got me so corny! I could just.... I could just.... Shove a corn cob right down my urethra while simotaniously stimulating my butt hole with another cob of corn! That'd for sure get my butter running. I'd be squirting up a storm.
Jag gick till Ica köpte lite majs. Direkt när jag kom hem gick jag till spisen och Poppade popcorn i röven. De va så varmt att jag har bränn skador i njuren. Thats the best feeling
I was goding to walmart and it was this sexy ass Indian girl in the kassa I was like my corn is hard. she answeard can I see, and I showed her my cockrn she said ohhh cute and I just slammed her in the face with the cockrn
Corn glorious corn right up my urethra and now im in a sticky layer of butter im cornheaven ohhhhhh corn destroying my anus destroying my anus ooooooooooh now its all pooped in ma butt
Oh my god! I came here from Merkusics video! This makes me so... Corny.... OMG BUTTER ME UP LIKE BUTTERED POPCORN! OH MY GOD I'm so hot from the pan!! uuuuggggghhhh!
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ReplyDeletehey corn lover wink wink
DeleteI'm feeling corny ;)
DeleteThis makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫
DeleteThis makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫
DeleteI'll corn you so HARD!!!
DeleteI will corn u so hard I will boil a big black corn and shove it in yur rectum and will sick the corn out of yur rectum mmmm shut flavored corn.
DeleteI will corn u so hard I will boil a big black corn and shove it in yur rectum and will sick the corn out of yur rectum mmmm shut flavored corn.
DeleteShuck me in the ear
DeleteFuck your corn
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DeleteI will corn all over you!!
DeleteI just got boner found kink
Deleteugh, this corn is amazing im feeling corny. pls daddy corn on me.
Deleteoh man oh yas i went to my local super market and pick out the biggest corn i could cob then i walk home wile slowly shoving that corny corn so far up my anus i could taste it in the back of my mouth love Cormy jenkins
DeleteIt makes ME wanna pop!
DeleteMy Mother told me off from watching porn...
DeleteSo i watched corn instead
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DeleteMy Mother caught me watching porn and she said she will ban me off something.
DeleteSo as a replacement i watched corn.
9/11 would get a boner at eating popcorn again
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ReplyDelete(Attempt number 5) This isn't Virgin corn
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ReplyDeleteI Shuckle my stock every night it is and produce some good old cornstarch
ReplyDeleteI Shuckle my stock every night it is and produce some good old cornstarch
ReplyDeleteI came out the closet my dad was pissed and my mom got scared so she moved me with my auntie and uncle in belair
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DeleteI love that child corn
ReplyDeleteOh my! Did they pop out of their bra?
ReplyDeleteOMG i had kerneled every were and had to spread some utter to it was so steamy
ReplyDeleteHi mom
ReplyDeleteWheres the gay corn at? or the animal corn im feeling really corny
ReplyDeletethe gay corn is not here yet
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ReplyDeleteThis popped corn got its cherry popped
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ReplyDeleteMy husk tightens.
ReplyDeleteMy husk tightens.
ReplyDeleteomf
ReplyDeleteI just popped
ReplyDeleteI like to lather in the butter from that corn in the tub then I shiver down my pants after I take a butter bath so I'm good and soft. Then I lay on my pop corn bed and shove 100 9ft long and 10in
ReplyDeleteCobs in my ass hole. #cornislovecornislife
That's really corny ;)
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DeleteMmm I just want that corn so much its making me so so corny omg yush super steamy i just need a big black corn shoved in my small little tight rectum. CORN ME DADDY!!!!!
Deletei love corn hub 1080
ReplyDeleteRT if you cry every time
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ReplyDeleteOMG such a turn on lol
ReplyDeleteI stick corn on the cob in my neighbor's daughter's asshole
ReplyDeleteOmg look at that corn... Wait it's not virgin corn
ReplyDeleteomg want to get in that and jizzzzzzzzz all over it hole salty new meaning
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ReplyDeleteIm so corny I need that Corn Starcth
ReplyDeleteDude this is so ducking hot... I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE
ReplyDeleteid destroy that corn so badly oh yes
ReplyDeleteI'm Soo corny n
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ReplyDeleteI came to these, its so hot ;)))
ReplyDeleteCan someone butter my popped corn?
ReplyDeleteTaste my salty buttered cornhole while i shuck your stalk
ReplyDeleteI personally prefer interracial corn myself, but i buttered to quickly
DeleteThat made me pop so much
ReplyDeleteVery good( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)
ReplyDeleteShout out to all my young rich niggas, jared, mic lite, the hoes, lunch gang, and flex crew
ReplyDeleteMy hoes into that crazy corn shit
ReplyDeleteJust kidding they like it up the butt
DeleteShoutout to my fam, lauren, and my niggas in jersey
ReplyDeleteSuck it
ReplyDeleteWHY DONT THEY HAVE "Two Corns One Cob" THIS SITE
ReplyDeleteRight
DeleteWHY DONT THEY HAVE "Two Corns One Cob" THIS SITE
ReplyDeletepls make more i'm corny
ReplyDeletecorn fetish at your service!
ReplyDeleteI could masterbait to this a fucking day I'm so corny right now I need to go get buttered up
ReplyDelete9 out of 10 would recommend to everyone. that shit was bomb. Cuming now so hard. wanna suck that cob every fucking minute of the day.
ReplyDelete9 out of 10 would recommend to everyone. that shit was bomb. Cuming now so hard. wanna suck that cob every fucking minute of the day.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE PENGUINS HOT STEAMY CORN AND THEN HIS BUTTER INTERS ME and Thomas let's me lick his butter of his corn
ReplyDeletePut that corn in my asshole please id love to have some hot butter pour out my juicy butt
ReplyDeleteButter my corn cob it'll be juicy and ready to be sucked on
ReplyDeleteOh baby id shuck the hell outa those stockss
ReplyDeleteThe husk is so tight on my big butered cob i get so popped when i shuck the stocks
ReplyDelete10/10 IGN APPROVED
ReplyDeleteOn the weekends I would just put a foldable chair in front of the micro wave and jerk to the pop pop pop
ReplyDeleteJohn cena!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel so corny
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ReplyDeleteLEAFY MAKES ME WET
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ReplyDeleteSHRUBSCRIBE 2 GET FISTED BY LEAFY
ReplyDeleteJust love that in my booty
ReplyDeleteThis game made me cum twice in 5 minutes! Check it out at cornhub.com!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know her name?
ReplyDeleteVERY hot corn
ReplyDeleteMy kernels just popped.
ReplyDeleteIve always been a sheltered child so my parents would block all websites. Finallyi found this one and i cant stop being Corny. This is the first corn I've ever watched and I'll make sure it's the first corn my son ever watches because of its great quality. 10/10 would butter my corn cob to this again
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmm i'd eat that butter covered popped corn anyday
ReplyDeleteThis new pill can grow your corn on the cob up to 10 inches!!! Doctors hate it. Learn were to buy this here http://adf.ly/JIC76K2.
ReplyDeletetoday i got an corngasm and it was the best feeling ever never feelt so lucky to have corn in my bung hole
ReplyDeleteHey jeff
ReplyDeleteHow do you remove creamed corn from your ass.
ReplyDeleteThank you m3rkmus1c
ReplyDeleteThank you m3rkmus1c
ReplyDeleteI came here from M3RKMUS1C too.
DeleteOOOO YES HOURS OF EXCITEMENT
ReplyDeleteso buttery
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ReplyDeleteBest corn yet
ReplyDeleteBest corn yet
ReplyDeleteThis popped my kernel so well
ReplyDeletewhere is the Gay Corn
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ReplyDeleteAw shucks, this corn is butterly amazing
ReplyDeleteAw shucks, this corn is butterly amazing
ReplyDeleteWell, I felt so corny when I watched it. but i called my girlfriend and said TOUCH MY CORN NOW!!!! OMG OMG OMG. later i called my mom, well, tell her to get me corn so i can lick it. liek a dildo.
ReplyDeleteI was Coring me off in my room and my mom waked me said what The Fuck are u doing i said Coring my slef she said the fuck looked at my corny computer and Therr was the Tittle CornHub than she said what u want gor dinner she try to play it off so i was going along with her i said corn and some pop corn then she said ok... Then i want in the kitchen then my mom and dad were haveing corn sex Then i was WHAT THE FUCK she said its not what u thank I was like it is you both are Haveing corn sex the she no the i walked out then shut the door then i heard cornnn crrr corn Can you Corn me now UGHHHHH Singd Trenton86
ReplyDeleteCOVER ME IN CORN JUICE AND CALL ME YOUR COB.
ReplyDeleteI jizzed so much all over my computer, this corn is so corny that I squeezed my organs and testicles out. Like this if u get so corny
ReplyDeletei was rubbing my nips so virgiorisuly and my starch is everywere my corny dick is so hard and grillled made me finger my ass corn.....uhhhh mmm ohhhh OHHHHHHH YA MMMMMMUHHH *loud cute girly moan* OOOOOOOOP OH FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA OHH YA MY CPRNY CORNY FIST ME DADDY HARDER!! *loud corny scream followed by panints*
ReplyDeletem3rkmus1c brought me here lmao
ReplyDeleteYeah XD
DeleteThank you Merk for showing me this site ;) I can now pleasure my dog with a corncob and not feel weird about it. Now that you think about it I could show the neighbor girl the joys of corn sex. Whelp got to go eat the cream corn out of that tight pussy, she is 6 months old just like the corn ;)
ReplyDeletethis picture made me corny and moist I Covered my dick in butter while i gently brushed my 18th toe
ReplyDeletei like my corn how i like my hoes big black and bum-bey
ReplyDeleteI want to shove a corndick up my rectums and fart and shit popped corny corn
ReplyDeleteI WANNA TAKE CORN ON A COB AND SHOVE IT IN MY DICKHOLE BEAT IT OFF TILL I CUM THEN TAKE IT OUT WITH MY WARM JUICY SPLOOGE ALL OVER AND SHOVE IT IN MY ANUS AND SLOWLY TAKE IT AS I AM FORCED TO SPREAD MY LEGS FOR THIS UNKNNOWN BUTTERY MASS TO SLOWLY TAKE MY ASSHOLE AS I SCREAM SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
ReplyDeletei want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause
ReplyDeleteim corny
i want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause
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ReplyDeletei told my mum i was on corn hub and she yelled at me saying "GET OFF PORN HUB RIGHT NOW" i replied "No mum its CORN hub come look" she still slapped me and told me to get a life
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sooo corny. Want to tagk a stalk of corn and shive it up my ass and scream as it slowly make my ass hole bigger
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sooo corny. Want to tagk a stalk of corn and shive it up my ass and scream as it slowly make my ass hole bigger
ReplyDeleteOh god I took a big hot corn dildo and made my rectum huger!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as it god bigger baby corn grew in my rectum! Ohhhhh!
ReplyDeleteU wana meet up and have each other corn us till we run out of butter
DeleteU wana meet up and have each other corn us till we run out of butter
DeleteFuck yes! My rectum is ready
DeleteCorn in my ass makes my ass feel like there's corn in it. PSN-masontheman2014
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DeleteOMG Yas YAS I put the popcorn in my rectum it felt so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Liike oy oy oy oy oy Then I got so corny the meh butter squirted all over my rectum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YA OH YA!!!!
ReplyDeleteWho else came here beucause of M3rkMus1c?
ReplyDeleteI did.
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ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of my golden yellow rape
ReplyDeleteDo you want to hear the story kids
Ok,
Well there it was so big yellow an amazing
Ohhooh...ohhhh i said when it was shoving itself up my but
It was so nice but then,
The next night i had really bad diarrhea
It had corn in it i well allways remember this day i hope you all enjoyed my story
Join me next time,
When i get raped by a cucumber,
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I'm feeling really really corny.FAP FAP FAP GAP FAP FAP
ReplyDeletelick my corn please merk
ReplyDeleteWHERE THE HELL DO I FIND THE CHILD CORN?!?!
ReplyDeleteI can show you heuheuheuheu (WINKYFACE);-)
DeleteI love ramming that big black buttery cob into my anal cavity then take some gasoline and pour that shit on my fat cock and shove more big black corn in my gaping anus
ReplyDeleteI want to eat that popcorn pussy so badly
ReplyDeleteI want to eat that popcorn pussy so badly
ReplyDeleteOh M3RKMUSIC please let me shove a wet, buttery corn dildo up your juicy rectum 'till you scream. Then I'll eat the corn while staring at you and slowly humming soft kitty. Then I'll masturbate to you playing gun game with your hairy, bulging buttocks bouncing around in my face. I <3 YOU M3RKMUSIC!!!!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteQ: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A: Because they were too corny! Q: How did the tomato court the corn? A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear. Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented? A: Aww, shucks! Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn? A: He breathes on Nebraska! Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College? A: Corn-gratulations. Q: What does moldy corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson? A: They are both Cereal Killers! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? A: It has lots of kernels. Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa? A: A corn-ival. Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck? A: "Creamed" corn. Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school? A: The "A"corn. Q: What do Corn cobs call their father? A: "Pop" corn. Q: What do corn use for money? A: Corn "Bread." Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Where is my pop corn? Q: What has ears but cannot hear? A: A field of corn.
ReplyDeleteOH BABY CORN ME OH FUCK AWWWW STICK THAT FAT JUICY COB IN MY WET JUICY CHERRY UNTIL I SQUIRT CORN ALL OVER THE FLOOR FUCK THAT CORN IS SO DIRTY OH MY VIRGIN MARY YEEES
ReplyDeleteHere cums all the m3rkmusic fangirls, thanks for ruining my favorite corn site....
ReplyDeleteWho else is excited for the bo3 dlc
ReplyDeleteWho else is excited for the bo3 dlc
ReplyDeleteME!!!
Deleteoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii corn in my little butthole! corn me daddy
ReplyDeleteI recorded myself live f*cking corn. Its on yt: xXNitroPvPXx <-- Look at my latest video. Its so corny *wink wink*
ReplyDeleteI like to shove big.... black.... juicy.................corn up my massive butthole while singing "Can you feel the love tonight" and then I grab a giant bowl of buttery burnt pop corn and stick it inside my anal cavity with the corn cob still inside it and then I stroke my massive corn cob until some butter squirts out the top. I LOVE COOOOORRRNNNN!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMFG OMFG THIS IS SO CORNTASTIC BEST CORNO EVER- 10/10 CORNOGRAPHY INC.
ReplyDeleteM3RKMUS1C is my favorite cornstar
ReplyDeleteanyone here because of m3rkmus1c?
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ReplyDeleteI tried to get with one of those corn pop-stitutes, but it would have cost me a pirate's bounty. That's right--A buck-an-ear!
ReplyDeleteEeerrrrrr merrrrr gerrrrrrd. Got me so hard! I love me some corn on corn action. Got me so corny! I could just.... I could just.... Shove a corn cob right down my urethra while simotaniously stimulating my butt hole with another cob of corn! That'd for sure get my butter running. I'd be squirting up a storm.
ReplyDeleteJag gick till Ica köpte lite majs. Direkt när jag kom hem gick jag till spisen och Poppade popcorn i röven. De va så varmt att jag har bränn skador i njuren. Thats the best feeling
ReplyDeleteI was goding to walmart and it was this sexy ass Indian girl in the kassa I was like my corn is hard. she answeard can I see, and I showed her my cockrn she said ohhh cute and I just slammed her in the face with the cockrn
ReplyDeleteCorn glorious corn right up my urethra and now im in a sticky layer of butter im cornheaven ohhhhhh corn destroying my anus destroying my anus ooooooooooh now its all pooped in ma butt
ReplyDeletemm i want that steamedd bblack corn in my butthole, mm so good i want it so deep i can taste the sweet delicius corn with my tongue, mmm
ReplyDeleteOh my god! I came here from Merkusics video! This makes me so... Corny.... OMG BUTTER ME UP LIKE BUTTERED POPCORN! OH MY GOD I'm so hot from the pan!! uuuuggggghhhh!
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