Friday, November 15, 2013

Corn Toys




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    1. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    3. Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn didldo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

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    4. I agree with u but it makes me steamy

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    5. I agree with u but it makes me steamy

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    1. Same.. I want to shuck to some god corn on corn action.. Fuck.. I'm so corny now..

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    1. Fucking Gay, Gay Corn NO, now I want to see butter corn

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    1. I heard an Attack On Titan reference

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    2. I heard an Attack On Titan reference

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    3. HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES

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    4. THE THEME TUNE SO FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT!!!

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    5. THE THEME TUNE SO FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT!!!

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    6. Omg we sing that at school imfront of the teacher

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  5. i am the black corn, butter me up!(;

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  7. Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

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    1. I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! this is legitimate comment, im in school right now but, when i get home im trying this.

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    2. I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! this is legitimate comment, im in school right now but, when i get home im trying this.

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  8. FUCK ME IN THE ASS CUZ I LOVE CORN!!!!

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  9. I much prefer gay corn. #CornBoy4Life

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  10. I lost my corn toy because i had so much lube on it i couldnt stop it from going all the way in.

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  13. mine was too sweet so I ate it

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  14. Corn fills my body with its creamy hot butter

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  16. that corn feels so sexy in my mouth i just wana suck it all night till i feint from exaustion

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  17. that corn feels so sexy in my mouth i just wana suck it all night till i feint from exaustion

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  18. HELP! I've lost my corn in mah anus!!!!

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    1. I love to get big black stocks put a high quality toof paste In but hole and marry George Bush

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  19. MMMMMMMMM......I want dat corn up in the beep location of mah anush

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  20. Why is this website so god damn hilarious

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  21. Anyone can show me where I can buy some????

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  22. I hope my parents don't walk in on me sucking 🌽😳

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  23. CORN CORN CORN CORN ANAZING STOCKS OF CORN

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  24. I'm in class and I'm looking at corn boy I hope I don't get caught. I'm sooo naughty

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  25. I bought the newest corn toy and it feels great in my asshole even when it is buttered up and lubed, slides in perfectly causing an orgasm

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  26. I bought the newest corn toy and it feels great in my asshole even when it is buttered up and lubed, slides in perfectly causing an orgasm

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  27. Mmmm that sweet corn all buttered up and warm... oh the gasms

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  28. i love corn in and around my mouth. I love the slimy juice

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  30. My mom caught me watching corn and i got grounded :(

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  31. My girl Karly and I first got a corn toy off of corntoys.com and now we use them through out the day. She likes the feeling of the corn toy up her ass while I love the feeling of the corn around my d**k. I love corn toys and especially my girl Karly.

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  32. I want it it my anus NOWADAYS

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  33. That corn turns me on like a sog with a boner oh ya baby u want that in my wet rectum am going to spluge.

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  34. I shoved it so far up I can taste it.

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  35. I licked it and rhen I dropped in then shoved it so far up in my anus and I puked it up.

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  36. Add me on facebook isaiah miranda and comment hearts on my pictures
    Add me on snapchat priscil106 send me nudes

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  37. Cream me with you corny goodness

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  38. I'm so fucking corny oh yeah stick that black corn dildo up my rectum

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  39. This IS Just Such A Moist Website....IM SO CORNY

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  40. Rubbing my knub to corn on the cub ��������������������������������������������������������������������������

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  41. Rubbing my knub to corn on the cub ��������������������������������������������������������������������������

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  42. dam i have plenty of them toys at my grandmars house

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  43. dam i have plenty of them toys at my grandmars house

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  44. I just love to slide a hard corn on the cob in my pussy, it just makes me feel so good inside, just so warm and buttery thinking about it makes me wet.

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  45. ON THIS NIGHT I GOT A CORN FETISHE AS ANYONE WHO HAS VISITED THIS SITE HAS

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  46. Anyone know how to install minecraft mods?

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  47. So, I was sitting in my living room. My dad walked in with this super hot, steamy buttered corn, He proceeded to bend me over and assfuck me with the buttered food. After that, He stuck it in my cream filled pussy while I moaned and watched the Adventure Time Marathon.

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  48. Corn is so sexy, I want it my pussy

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  49. Omg 3 mins into looking at these pics I blew my kernels It was so amazing did you see those corn toys? they're beautiful I literally would but a membership 11/10

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  50. 420/69 i will take for my soothing sqirting whale hole

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  51. 420/69 i will take for my soothing sqirting whale hole

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  52. I love picking corn out of my shit after I eat it or sticking it up my ass

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  53. I love picking corn out of my shit after I eat it or sticking it up my ass

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  54. CALL ME 1800 CORNPORN AND WHEN YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR CORNY OR ELSE ILL GET YOU TO THE COPPORN SITE

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  55. CALL ME 1800 CORNPORN AND WHEN YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR CORNY OR ELSE ILL GET YOU TO THE COPPORN SITE

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  56. M3RKMUS1C brought me here... I fucking wish he didn't

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  57. M3RKMUS1C brought me here... I fucking wish he didn't

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  58. MMMMM YEAAAH CORN THAT CORN WITH MY BUTTER

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  59. I wanna stick that buttered up corn dildo so far up my anus untis it will break my virginity

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  60. SHOVE THAT BIG BLACK STUPPY TASTY MASSIVE 6FOOTER UP MY RECRTUM AND STEAM IT WITH A STEAMER

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  61. sHOVE THAT BIG BLACK CORN UP MY TIGHT BUTTHOLE AND MOVE IT IN AND OUT TIL NOAH SQUIT\RTS

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  62. I love sis shit I'm so corner and buttered up its not even funny
    -McCobb

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  63. Don't stop ever I'm gonna corn
    -McCobb

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  64. Fucked me harder I'll butter u up with my cob
    -McCobb

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  65. i love corn toys i always shove that corn toy up my anus and then i take it out and corn somebody else

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  66. I love that big ass steaming corn up my ass and in to my throat it is so hot that it doesn't burn in my stomach acid when it goes in my skinny ass hole

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  67. Fuck u and ur corn niggas
    Corn ain't love Corn ain't life

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  68. Hood 4 lyfe fam
    Keep it real with the yeo and coke nigga

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  69. This is the life of a vegan. I'll fap this any day

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  70. Every single night i used to stick buttery corn up my asshole. It was the most immense and amazing feeling ever. I used to do it every night until my parents caught. TOTALLY worth getting sent to military school for it.

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  71. This makes me so corny I'm a buttery mess right now I'm about to pop a kernel

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  72. First thing when i come home is opening this webside, pull out my big corncob and start boiling it.

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  73. All these puns are so cheesy, no, wait, it cant be cheesy its a corn pun. Da dum chushhh

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  74. Oh shit, imma butter :/ and my mom gunna find out :O

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  75. God I'm gonna shove that corn so far up my cob its blow kernals higher than the empire state building

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  76. Holy shit. This is some nice ass corn. I just left some cream of corn in my pants just from looking at the pictures. I once shoved some corn up my anus and it was so nice. The butter was like lube but better because it was tasty.

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  77. Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

    #merkmusic69

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  78. (Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh)
    Whatever happened to predictability.
    The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
    How did I get to living here?
    Somebody tell me please!
    This old world's confusing me.

    With clouds as mean as you've ever seen
    Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
    Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
    Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon

    Chorus:
    Everywhere you look,
    Everywhere you go
    There's a heart
    (There's a heart)
    A hand to hold onto.
    Everywhere you look,
    Everywhere you go
    There's a place,
    Of Somebody who needs you
    Everywhere you look.

    When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
    A light is waiting to carry you home.
    Everywhere you look.
    Everywhere you look.
    (Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow)

    #andhisnameisjohnstamos

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  79. the last corn dildo I used, it had 666 kernals ._.

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  80. corn toys turn me on yeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

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  81. corn toys turn me on yeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

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    1. It's supposed to be cum toys because the toys are made out of cum

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  82. This is what drugs get u in, stay in school dont be like these fucked up people

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  83. Heylo Lillith

    Guess you followed the link

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  84. This gets my kernels popping ;) ;) ;)

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  85. This gets my kernels popping (;

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  86. can someone assist me on where to find these toys

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  87. there is absolutely nothing i love more than sticking a hot steaming fresh cob toy up my juicy moist anus and screaming violently with glee until the sun comes up ;)

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    1. Oh baby girl, that's what I like to pop my kernels to, give me your buttered up, hot, cob. I want to suck on it until you pop so hard

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  88. When i get cornpies my kernels slither off my corn and pop so hard

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  89. That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t

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  90. That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t

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  91. That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t

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  92. I fill it really hard to masturbate 2

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  93. I just got out of the butter bath, I need my corn and to go back in!

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  94. I just got out of the butter bath, I need my corn and to go back in!

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  95. get the fuck out of this stupied wep it uckin suck a lot of dick whats the hole point of this shit just stop

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