Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn didldo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
My girl Karly and I first got a corn toy off of corntoys.com and now we use them through out the day. She likes the feeling of the corn toy up her ass while I love the feeling of the corn around my d**k. I love corn toys and especially my girl Karly.
I just love to slide a hard corn on the cob in my pussy, it just makes me feel so good inside, just so warm and buttery thinking about it makes me wet.
So, I was sitting in my living room. My dad walked in with this super hot, steamy buttered corn, He proceeded to bend me over and assfuck me with the buttered food. After that, He stuck it in my cream filled pussy while I moaned and watched the Adventure Time Marathon.
Omg 3 mins into looking at these pics I blew my kernels It was so amazing did you see those corn toys? they're beautiful I literally would but a membership 11/10
I love that big ass steaming corn up my ass and in to my throat it is so hot that it doesn't burn in my stomach acid when it goes in my skinny ass hole
Every single night i used to stick buttery corn up my asshole. It was the most immense and amazing feeling ever. I used to do it every night until my parents caught. TOTALLY worth getting sent to military school for it.
Holy shit. This is some nice ass corn. I just left some cream of corn in my pants just from looking at the pictures. I once shoved some corn up my anus and it was so nice. The butter was like lube but better because it was tasty.
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
(Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh) Whatever happened to predictability. The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv? How did I get to living here? Somebody tell me please! This old world's confusing me.
With clouds as mean as you've ever seen Ain't a bird who knows your tune. Then a little voice inside you Whispers, Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon
Chorus: Everywhere you look, Everywhere you go There's a heart (There's a heart) A hand to hold onto. Everywhere you look, Everywhere you go There's a place, Of Somebody who needs you Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look. (Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow)
there is absolutely nothing i love more than sticking a hot steaming fresh cob toy up my juicy moist anus and screaming violently with glee until the sun comes up ;)
That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
That great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
Penetrate that corn!!
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DeleteErrr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn didldo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
Deletewhy the fuck does this exist?
DeleteI agree with u but it makes me steamy
DeleteI agree with u but it makes me steamy
DeleteHa
DeleteHa
DeleteOh yah
DeleteOh yah
DeleteI prefer the pony plug
DeleteI prefer the pony plug
DeleteI like the cob on my nob
DeleteAlejandro was here
ReplyDeleteI, Erwin, want some gay corn
ReplyDeleteyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa
DeleteSame.. I want to shuck to some god corn on corn action.. Fuck.. I'm so corny now..
DeleteI agree with Erwin
ReplyDeleteI also agree with Erwin
ReplyDeleteFucking Gay, Gay Corn NO, now I want to see butter corn
DeleteI could shuck to this.
DeleteI could shuck to this.
DeleteGive Erin a Levi Styled Corn
ReplyDeleteI heard an Attack On Titan reference
DeleteI heard an Attack On Titan reference
DeleteHAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES
DeleteTHE THEME TUNE SO FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT!!!
DeleteTHE THEME TUNE SO FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT!!!
DeleteOmg we sing that at school imfront of the teacher
DeleteI also agree
ReplyDeletei am the black corn, butter me up!(;
ReplyDeleteI'll butter you up big boy
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ReplyDeleteErrr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS!!!!!!! this is legitimate comment, im in school right now but, when i get home im trying this.
DeleteI LOVE THIS!!!!!!! this is legitimate comment, im in school right now but, when i get home im trying this.
DeleteGod.. Sounds so hot..
DeleteFUCK ME IN THE ASS CUZ I LOVE CORN!!!!
ReplyDeleteI much prefer gay corn. #CornBoy4Life
ReplyDeleteI lost my corn toy because i had so much lube on it i couldnt stop it from going all the way in.
ReplyDeleteHow do you shit now?
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ReplyDeletemine was too sweet so I ate it
ReplyDeleteLook at that sexy corn
ReplyDeleteCorn fills my body with its creamy hot butter
ReplyDeleteOhh crap my mom walked in
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteIt feels so good and buttery
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ReplyDeletei watch corn hub all night'
ReplyDeletefuckithard
ReplyDeletethat corn feels so sexy in my mouth i just wana suck it all night till i feint from exaustion
ReplyDeletethat corn feels so sexy in my mouth i just wana suck it all night till i feint from exaustion
ReplyDeletefuckithard
ReplyDeleteHELP! I've lost my corn in mah anus!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOW DO I GET IT OUT?!?!
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DeleteI love to get big black stocks put a high quality toof paste In but hole and marry George Bush
DeleteMMMMMMMMM......I want dat corn up in the beep location of mah anush
ReplyDeleteWhy is this website so god damn hilarious
ReplyDeleteAnyone can show me where I can buy some????
ReplyDeleteDEEZ NUTZ
ReplyDeleteHAH GOT EEM
turns me on
ReplyDeleteThis type of corn is hot..
ReplyDeleteSLOB ON MY NOB Like corn on the cob
ReplyDeleteHot
ReplyDeleteI hope my parents don't walk in on me sucking 🌽😳
ReplyDeleteCORN CORN CORN CORN ANAZING STOCKS OF CORN
ReplyDeleteI'm in class and I'm looking at corn boy I hope I don't get caught. I'm sooo naughty
ReplyDeleteSame man
DeleteI bought the newest corn toy and it feels great in my asshole even when it is buttered up and lubed, slides in perfectly causing an orgasm
ReplyDeleteI bought the newest corn toy and it feels great in my asshole even when it is buttered up and lubed, slides in perfectly causing an orgasm
ReplyDeleteMmmm that sweet corn all buttered up and warm... oh the gasms
ReplyDeleteSoo mutch sexy corb
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ReplyDeletei love corn in and around my mouth. I love the slimy juice
ReplyDeleteCorn toys are my favorite toys
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ReplyDeletethis corn is soon hot
ReplyDeleteMy mom caught me watching corn and i got grounded :(
ReplyDeleteWhy it's just corn
DeleteThis makes me giggle
ReplyDeleteMy girl Karly and I first got a corn toy off of corntoys.com and now we use them through out the day. She likes the feeling of the corn toy up her ass while I love the feeling of the corn around my d**k. I love corn toys and especially my girl Karly.
ReplyDeleteI want it it my anus NOWADAYS
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ReplyDeleteThat corn turns me on like a sog with a boner oh ya baby u want that in my wet rectum am going to spluge.
ReplyDeleteAnyone excited for fallout 4?
ReplyDeleteStfu queer
DeleteI shoved it so far up I can taste it.
ReplyDeleteI licked it and rhen I dropped in then shoved it so far up in my anus and I puked it up.
ReplyDeletekade get off corn hub
ReplyDeletekade get off corn hub
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ReplyDeleteI'm so fucking corny oh yeah stick that black corn dildo up my rectum
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DeleteSo damn big hmmmmm(WINKYFACE)
ReplyDeleteThis IS Just Such A Moist Website....IM SO CORNY
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ReplyDeletedam i have plenty of them toys at my grandmars house
ReplyDeletedam i have plenty of them toys at my grandmars house
ReplyDeleteWtf Child Corn is not okay
ReplyDeleteI just love to slide a hard corn on the cob in my pussy, it just makes me feel so good inside, just so warm and buttery thinking about it makes me wet.
ReplyDeleteON THIS NIGHT I GOT A CORN FETISHE AS ANYONE WHO HAS VISITED THIS SITE HAS
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ReplyDeleteu niggas crazy man dam!
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ReplyDeletedont be, CORNY
So, I was sitting in my living room. My dad walked in with this super hot, steamy buttered corn, He proceeded to bend me over and assfuck me with the buttered food. After that, He stuck it in my cream filled pussy while I moaned and watched the Adventure Time Marathon.
ReplyDeleteCorn is so sexy, I want it my pussy
ReplyDeleteOmg 3 mins into looking at these pics I blew my kernels It was so amazing did you see those corn toys? they're beautiful I literally would but a membership 11/10
ReplyDelete420/69 i will take for my soothing sqirting whale hole
ReplyDelete420/69 i will take for my soothing sqirting whale hole
ReplyDeleteI love picking corn out of my shit after I eat it or sticking it up my ass
ReplyDeleteI love picking corn out of my shit after I eat it or sticking it up my ass
ReplyDeleteCALL ME 1800 CORNPORN AND WHEN YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR CORNY OR ELSE ILL GET YOU TO THE COPPORN SITE
ReplyDeleteCALL ME 1800 CORNPORN AND WHEN YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR CORNY OR ELSE ILL GET YOU TO THE COPPORN SITE
ReplyDeleteM3RKMUS1C brought me here... I fucking wish he didn't
ReplyDeleteSame
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M3RKMUS1C brought me here... I fucking wish he didn't
ReplyDeleteMhmmm yeah
ReplyDeleteMhmmm yeah
ReplyDeleteMMMMM YEAAAH CORN THAT CORN WITH MY BUTTER
ReplyDeleteIs child corn illegal?
ReplyDeleteI wanna stick that buttered up corn dildo so far up my anus untis it will break my virginity
ReplyDeleteIs child corn illegal?
ReplyDeleteyeahs/
ReplyDeleteSHOVE THAT BIG BLACK STUPPY TASTY MASSIVE 6FOOTER UP MY RECRTUM AND STEAM IT WITH A STEAMER
ReplyDeletesHOVE THAT BIG BLACK CORN UP MY TIGHT BUTTHOLE AND MOVE IT IN AND OUT TIL NOAH SQUIT\RTS
ReplyDeletebruh dat nastyyyy 8=======D
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ReplyDeleteI love sis shit I'm so corner and buttered up its not even funny
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Don't stop ever I'm gonna corn
ReplyDelete-McCobb
Fucked me harder I'll butter u up with my cob
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i love corn toys i always shove that corn toy up my anus and then i take it out and corn somebody else
ReplyDeleteIt's making me so corny, yah
ReplyDeleteI love that big ass steaming corn up my ass and in to my throat it is so hot that it doesn't burn in my stomach acid when it goes in my skinny ass hole
ReplyDeleteFuck u and ur corn niggas
ReplyDeleteCorn ain't love Corn ain't life
Hood 4 lyfe fam
ReplyDeleteKeep it real with the yeo and coke nigga
Fuckin gay ass niggas
ReplyDeleteIs this some sort of fetish
ReplyDeleteThis is the life of a vegan. I'll fap this any day
ReplyDeleteEvery single night i used to stick buttery corn up my asshole. It was the most immense and amazing feeling ever. I used to do it every night until my parents caught. TOTALLY worth getting sent to military school for it.
ReplyDeleteI fap to this everyday
ReplyDeleteTrust me bruh
ReplyDeleteOoooo this milks my corn
ReplyDeletePut that corn up my butt
DeleteI popped my sweet buttery cereals
ReplyDeleteSomeone corn me before I pop
ReplyDeleteSomeone corn me before I pop
ReplyDeleteThis makes me so corny I'm a buttery mess right now I'm about to pop a kernel
ReplyDeleteFirst thing when i come home is opening this webside, pull out my big corncob and start boiling it.
ReplyDeleteAll these puns are so cheesy, no, wait, it cant be cheesy its a corn pun. Da dum chushhh
ReplyDelete#hitthatatmovies
ReplyDeleteMm This fel my corni
ReplyDeleteOh shit, imma butter :/ and my mom gunna find out :O
ReplyDeleteGod I'm gonna shove that corn so far up my cob its blow kernals higher than the empire state building
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. This is some nice ass corn. I just left some cream of corn in my pants just from looking at the pictures. I once shoved some corn up my anus and it was so nice. The butter was like lube but better because it was tasty.
ReplyDeleteNow, this is a story all about how
ReplyDeleteMy life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
#merkmusic69
Oh yeah baby
ReplyDelete(Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh)
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old world's confusing me.
With clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon
Chorus:
Everywhere you look,
Everywhere you go
There's a heart
(There's a heart)
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look,
Everywhere you go
There's a place,
Of Somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
(Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow)
#andhisnameisjohnstamos
the last corn dildo I used, it had 666 kernals ._.
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ReplyDeletecorn toys turn me on yeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeletecorn toys turn me on yeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteIt's supposed to be cum toys because the toys are made out of cum
DeleteShuck me with that wet cob daddy
ReplyDeleteOk son
DeleteThis is what drugs get u in, stay in school dont be like these fucked up people
ReplyDeleteWhere do I apply for the job.
ReplyDeleteHeylo Lillith
ReplyDeleteGuess you followed the link
Yes its me
ReplyDeleteThis gets my kernels popping ;) ;) ;)
ReplyDeleteThis gets my kernels popping (;
ReplyDeletecan someone assist me on where to find these toys
ReplyDeletethere is absolutely nothing i love more than sticking a hot steaming fresh cob toy up my juicy moist anus and screaming violently with glee until the sun comes up ;)
ReplyDeleteOh baby girl, that's what I like to pop my kernels to, give me your buttered up, hot, cob. I want to suck on it until you pop so hard
DeleteWhat is wrong with all of you
ReplyDeleteMe so corny
ReplyDeleteMe so corny
ReplyDeleteI like cornpies
ReplyDeleteI like cornpies
ReplyDeleteWhen i get cornpies my kernels slither off my corn and pop so hard
ReplyDeletei like corn in my dickhole
ReplyDeleteThat great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
ReplyDeleteThat great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
ReplyDeleteThat great feeling when you shove corn up your urethra and it gets stuck in there. I once shoved some corn up my mom's vagina and it went in between her uterus while she was pregnany\t
ReplyDeleteI fill it really hard to masturbate 2
ReplyDeleteso corny
ReplyDeleteI just got out of the butter bath, I need my corn and to go back in!
ReplyDeleteI just got out of the butter bath, I need my corn and to go back in!
ReplyDeleteget the fuck out of this stupied wep it uckin suck a lot of dick whats the hole point of this shit just stop
ReplyDeleteOh hell ya
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