Saturday, June 20, 2015

Popped Corn



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    1. This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫

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    2. This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!😫

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    3. I will corn u so hard I will boil a big black corn and shove it in yur rectum and will sick the corn out of yur rectum mmmm shut flavored corn.

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    4. I will corn u so hard I will boil a big black corn and shove it in yur rectum and will sick the corn out of yur rectum mmmm shut flavored corn.

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    6. ugh, this corn is amazing im feeling corny. pls daddy corn on me.

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    7. oh man oh yas i went to my local super market and pick out the biggest corn i could cob then i walk home wile slowly shoving that corny corn so far up my anus i could taste it in the back of my mouth love Cormy jenkins

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    8. My Mother told me off from watching porn...

















      So i watched corn instead

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    10. My Mother caught me watching porn and she said she will ban me off something.















































      So as a replacement i watched corn.
      9/11 would get a boner at eating popcorn again

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  5. (Attempt number 5) This isn't Virgin corn

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  8. I Shuckle my stock every night it is and produce some good old cornstarch

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  9. I Shuckle my stock every night it is and produce some good old cornstarch

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  10. I came out the closet my dad was pissed and my mom got scared so she moved me with my auntie and uncle in belair

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  11. haha this site continues to amuse me

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  12. Oh my! Did they pop out of their bra?

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  13. OMG i had kerneled every were and had to spread some utter to it was so steamy

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  14. Wheres the gay corn at? or the animal corn im feeling really corny

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  16. This popped corn got its cherry popped

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  18. I like to lather in the butter from that corn in the tub then I shiver down my pants after I take a butter bath so I'm good and soft. Then I lay on my pop corn bed and shove 100 9ft long and 10in
    Cobs in my ass hole. #cornislovecornislife

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    2. Mmm I just want that corn so much its making me so so corny omg yush super steamy i just need a big black corn shoved in my small little tight rectum. CORN ME DADDY!!!!!

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  19. i love corn hub 1080

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  20. I stick corn on the cob in my neighbor's daughter's asshole

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  21. Omg look at that corn... Wait it's not virgin corn

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  22. omg want to get in that and jizzzzzzzzz all over it hole salty new meaning

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  25. Im so corny I need that Corn Starcth

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  26. Dude this is so ducking hot... I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE

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  27. id destroy that corn so badly oh yes

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  29. I came to these, its so hot ;)))

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  30. Can someone butter my popped corn?

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  31. Taste my salty buttered cornhole while i shuck your stalk

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    1. I personally prefer interracial corn myself, but i buttered to quickly

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  32. Shout out to all my young rich niggas, jared, mic lite, the hoes, lunch gang, and flex crew

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  33. My hoes into that crazy corn shit

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  34. Shoutout to my fam, lauren, and my niggas in jersey

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  35. WHY DONT THEY HAVE "Two Corns One Cob" THIS SITE

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  36. WHY DONT THEY HAVE "Two Corns One Cob" THIS SITE

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  37. I could masterbait to this a fucking day I'm so corny right now I need to go get buttered up

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  38. 9 out of 10 would recommend to everyone. that shit was bomb. Cuming now so hard. wanna suck that cob every fucking minute of the day.

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  39. 9 out of 10 would recommend to everyone. that shit was bomb. Cuming now so hard. wanna suck that cob every fucking minute of the day.

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  40. I LOVE PENGUINS HOT STEAMY CORN AND THEN HIS BUTTER INTERS ME and Thomas let's me lick his butter of his corn

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  41. Put that corn in my asshole please id love to have some hot butter pour out my juicy butt

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  42. Butter my corn cob it'll be juicy and ready to be sucked on

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  43. Oh baby id shuck the hell outa those stockss

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  44. The husk is so tight on my big butered cob i get so popped when i shuck the stocks

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  45. 10/10 IGN APPROVED

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  46. On the weekends I would just put a foldable chair in front of the micro wave and jerk to the pop pop pop

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  47. LEAF A LIKE AN I WILL GIVE YOU A HEAD OF LETTUCE

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  48. This game made me cum twice in 5 minutes! Check it out at cornhub.com!

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  49. Ive always been a sheltered child so my parents would block all websites. Finallyi found this one and i cant stop being Corny. This is the first corn I've ever watched and I'll make sure it's the first corn my son ever watches because of its great quality. 10/10 would butter my corn cob to this again

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  50. Mmmmmmmmmm i'd eat that butter covered popped corn anyday

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  51. This new pill can grow your corn on the cob up to 10 inches!!! Doctors hate it. Learn were to buy this here http://adf.ly/JIC76K2.

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  52. today i got an corngasm and it was the best feeling ever never feelt so lucky to have corn in my bung hole

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  53. How do you remove creamed corn from your ass.

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  54. OOOO YES HOURS OF EXCITEMENT

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  55. This popped my kernel so well

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  56. Aw shucks, this corn is butterly amazing

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  57. Aw shucks, this corn is butterly amazing

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  58. Well, I felt so corny when I watched it. but i called my girlfriend and said TOUCH MY CORN NOW!!!! OMG OMG OMG. later i called my mom, well, tell her to get me corn so i can lick it. liek a dildo.

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  59. I was Coring me off in my room and my mom waked me said what The Fuck are u doing i said Coring my slef she said the fuck looked at my corny computer and Therr was the Tittle CornHub than she said what u want gor dinner she try to play it off so i was going along with her i said corn and some pop corn then she said ok... Then i want in the kitchen then my mom and dad were haveing corn sex Then i was WHAT THE FUCK she said its not what u thank I was like it is you both are Haveing corn sex the she no the i walked out then shut the door then i heard cornnn crrr corn Can you Corn me now UGHHHHH Singd Trenton86

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  60. COVER ME IN CORN JUICE AND CALL ME YOUR COB.

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  61. I jizzed so much all over my computer, this corn is so corny that I squeezed my organs and testicles out. Like this if u get so corny

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  62. i was rubbing my nips so virgiorisuly and my starch is everywere my corny dick is so hard and grillled made me finger my ass corn.....uhhhh mmm ohhhh OHHHHHHH YA MMMMMMUHHH *loud cute girly moan* OOOOOOOOP OH FUCK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA OHH YA MY CPRNY CORNY FIST ME DADDY HARDER!! *loud corny scream followed by panints*

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  63. Thank you Merk for showing me this site ;) I can now pleasure my dog with a corncob and not feel weird about it. Now that you think about it I could show the neighbor girl the joys of corn sex. Whelp got to go eat the cream corn out of that tight pussy, she is 6 months old just like the corn ;)

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  64. this picture made me corny and moist I Covered my dick in butter while i gently brushed my 18th toe

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  65. i like my corn how i like my hoes big black and bum-bey

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  66. I want to shove a corndick up my rectums and fart and shit popped corny corn

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  67. I WANNA TAKE CORN ON A COB AND SHOVE IT IN MY DICKHOLE BEAT IT OFF TILL I CUM THEN TAKE IT OUT WITH MY WARM JUICY SPLOOGE ALL OVER AND SHOVE IT IN MY ANUS AND SLOWLY TAKE IT AS I AM FORCED TO SPREAD MY LEGS FOR THIS UNKNNOWN BUTTERY MASS TO SLOWLY TAKE MY ASSHOLE AS I SCREAM SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

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  68. i want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause





    im corny

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  69. i want to put some of my butter sauce on it MmmmmMMMmmmmMmmMmMmmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmmmmMMMMmmmmMmmmmmMMMMmMmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmmMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH Fuck me cause





    im corny

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  70. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS








    betch

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  71. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS



















    betches

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  72. i told my mum i was on corn hub and she yelled at me saying "GET OFF PORN HUB RIGHT NOW" i replied "No mum its CORN hub come look" she still slapped me and told me to get a life

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  73. This makes me sooo corny. Want to tagk a stalk of corn and shive it up my ass and scream as it slowly make my ass hole bigger

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  74. This makes me sooo corny. Want to tagk a stalk of corn and shive it up my ass and scream as it slowly make my ass hole bigger

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  75. Oh god I took a big hot corn dildo and made my rectum huger!!!

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  76. And as it god bigger baby corn grew in my rectum! Ohhhhh!

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    1. U wana meet up and have each other corn us till we run out of butter

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    2. U wana meet up and have each other corn us till we run out of butter

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    3. Fuck yes! My rectum is ready

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  77. Corn in my ass makes my ass feel like there's corn in it. PSN-masontheman2014

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  78. OMG Yas YAS I put the popcorn in my rectum it felt so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Liike oy oy oy oy oy Then I got so corny the meh butter squirted all over my rectum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YA OH YA!!!!

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  79. Who else came here beucause of M3rkMus1c?

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  80. This reminds me of my golden yellow rape
    Do you want to hear the story kids
    Ok,
    Well there it was so big yellow an amazing
    Ohhooh...ohhhh i said when it was shoving itself up my but
    It was so nice but then,
    The next night i had really bad diarrhea
    It had corn in it i well allways remember this day i hope you all enjoyed my story

    Join me next time,
    When i get raped by a cucumber,
    LIVE
    LIVE

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  81. I'm feeling really really corny.FAP FAP FAP GAP FAP FAP

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  82. WHERE THE HELL DO I FIND THE CHILD CORN?!?!

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  83. I love ramming that big black buttery cob into my anal cavity then take some gasoline and pour that shit on my fat cock and shove more big black corn in my gaping anus

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  84. I want to eat that popcorn pussy so badly

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  85. I want to eat that popcorn pussy so badly

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  86. Oh M3RKMUSIC please let me shove a wet, buttery corn dildo up your juicy rectum 'till you scream. Then I'll eat the corn while staring at you and slowly humming soft kitty. Then I'll masturbate to you playing gun game with your hairy, bulging buttocks bouncing around in my face. I <3 YOU M3RKMUSIC!!!!!!! ;)

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  87. Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A: Because they were too corny! Q: How did the tomato court the corn? A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear. Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented? A: Aww, shucks! Q: What does chuck norris do when he wants popcorn? A: He breathes on Nebraska! Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College? A: Corn-gratulations. Q: What does moldy corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson? A: They are both Cereal Killers! Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. Q: How is an ear of corn like an army? A: It has lots of kernels. Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa? A: A corn-ival. Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck? A: "Creamed" corn. Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school? A: The "A"corn. Q: What do Corn cobs call their father? A: "Pop" corn. Q: What do corn use for money? A: Corn "Bread." Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Where is my pop corn? Q: What has ears but cannot hear? A: A field of corn.

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  88. OH BABY CORN ME OH FUCK AWWWW STICK THAT FAT JUICY COB IN MY WET JUICY CHERRY UNTIL I SQUIRT CORN ALL OVER THE FLOOR FUCK THAT CORN IS SO DIRTY OH MY VIRGIN MARY YEEES

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  89. Here cums all the m3rkmusic fangirls, thanks for ruining my favorite corn site....

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  90. Who else is excited for the bo3 dlc

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  91. Who else is excited for the bo3 dlc

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  92. oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii corn in my little butthole! corn me daddy

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  93. I recorded myself live f*cking corn. Its on yt: xXNitroPvPXx <-- Look at my latest video. Its so corny *wink wink*

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  94. I like to shove big.... black.... juicy.................corn up my massive butthole while singing "Can you feel the love tonight" and then I grab a giant bowl of buttery burnt pop corn and stick it inside my anal cavity with the corn cob still inside it and then I stroke my massive corn cob until some butter squirts out the top. I LOVE COOOOORRRNNNN!!!!

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  95. OMFG OMFG THIS IS SO CORNTASTIC BEST CORNO EVER- 10/10 CORNOGRAPHY INC.

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  96. M3RKMUS1C is my favorite cornstar

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  97. I tried to get with one of those corn pop-stitutes, but it would have cost me a pirate's bounty. That's right--A buck-an-ear!

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  98. Eeerrrrrr merrrrr gerrrrrrd. Got me so hard! I love me some corn on corn action. Got me so corny! I could just.... I could just.... Shove a corn cob right down my urethra while simotaniously stimulating my butt hole with another cob of corn! That'd for sure get my butter running. I'd be squirting up a storm.

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  99. Jag gick till Ica köpte lite majs. Direkt när jag kom hem gick jag till spisen och Poppade popcorn i röven. De va så varmt att jag har bränn skador i njuren. Thats the best feeling

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  100. I was goding to walmart and it was this sexy ass Indian girl in the kassa I was like my corn is hard. she answeard can I see, and I showed her my cockrn she said ohhh cute and I just slammed her in the face with the cockrn

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  101. Corn glorious corn right up my urethra and now im in a sticky layer of butter im cornheaven ohhhhhh corn destroying my anus destroying my anus ooooooooooh now its all pooped in ma butt

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  102. mm i want that steamedd bblack corn in my butthole, mm so good i want it so deep i can taste the sweet delicius corn with my tongue, mmm

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  103. Oh my god! I came here from Merkusics video! This makes me so... Corny.... OMG BUTTER ME UP LIKE BUTTERED POPCORN! OH MY GOD I'm so hot from the pan!! uuuuggggghhhh!

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